Tootsie: I just saw this clip from The View where Elisabeth Hasselbeck went off on Bill Maher and it made me cringe–
Mom: Hasselbeck? Is she related to David Hasselbeck?
Tootsie: David Hasselhoff.
Mom: …So…?
Tootsie: So, no.
Woo am I?
Tootsie: I just saw this clip from The View where Elisabeth Hasselbeck went off on Bill Maher and it made me cringe–
Mom: Hasselbeck? Is she related to David Hasselbeck?
Tootsie: David Hasselhoff.
Mom: …So…?
Tootsie: So, no.
Adventures of TootsieWoo 
Your mom sounds adorable.
Oh if only you know the truth…