NYC Living 101

Friend: Why do you keep your Nutella in the fridge?

Tootsie Woo: It’s the only place the bugs can’t get to it…

EWww

On discovering a dead bug in my Vietnamese soup…

Tootsie Woo: Ewwww! Is that a bug? Look!

Mom: Uh-oh…yeah, that’s a bug.

Tootsie Woo: Great.

Pause…

Tootsie Woo: I’m pretty sure I’m still gonna eat it…is that bad?

Mom: Nope. I’ve done it a few times…

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