“An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.” -Dylan Thomas
Quotation of the Day
24 Nov“I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.” -Jon Stewart
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
Quotation of the Night
3 Nov“When I add the sum total of my graces, I confess I am inferior to no one.” -Emilie du Chatelet to Voltaire
Quotation of the Day
1 Nov“There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad.” -Salvador Dali
Quotation of the Day
21 Oct“I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.” -Groucho Marx
Quotation of the Day
13 Oct“What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.” -Woody Allen
Quotation of the Day
11 Oct“Doing nothing is very hard to do…you never know when you’re finished.” -Leslie Nielsen