I’m a Dancer

Sitting in Tootsie Woo’ s apartment. 

Friend of Tootsie: What’s that marking on the wall? Did you touch it with dirty hands?

Tootsie: No. That’s a footprint. I was trying to twerk.

 

Quotation of the Night

“I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn’t mine.” -Rita Rudner