Quotation of the Day

“Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.” -G.K. Chesterton

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Quotation of the Night

“Progress isn’t made by early risers. It’s made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something.” -Robert Heinlein

Quotation of the Night

“An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.” -Dylan Thomas

Quotation of the Day

“I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.” -Shirley Temple

 

Quotation of the Night

“I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.” -Mark Twain

 

 

Quotation of the Night

“Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.” -Fletcher Knebel

Quotation of the Night

“In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad mood.” -Douglas Adams

 

Quotation of the Night

“For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three.” -Alice Kahn

 

Quotation of the Night

“A friend is someone who will help you move. A real friend is someone who will help you move a body.” -Unknown

 

Quotation of the Night

“Never eat more than you can lift.” -Miss Piggy