A taste of Shamus**…

23 Oct

Tootsie: Hey, Shamus, could you give me a ride to the train today? I don’t want to leave my car at the station all weekend.

Shamus: Sure, but you should know…I only have one seat in my car so you’d have to sit on my lap…

Tootsie: Hmm, that is a difficult situation…

Shamus: Yeah…and you can’t wear any clothes either because the weight of your clothes would weigh the car down…

Tootsie: Hmm…ok, so you’re saying that I would have to sit on your lap naked if I wanted a ride?

Shamus: Yeah…

Tootsie: Well, ok…if you really only have one seat then I guess that will have to do.

Shamus: Yeah…I’ll be right back. I have to take care of something…

**Obvious fake name


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