While watching the Oscars…
Mom: Why doesn’t Woody Allen ever go to the Oscars?What’s his problem?
Tootsie: I’m not sure, I think he’s angoraphobic so that might be it.
Mom: “Angora”-phobic?
Tootsie: Yeah, “angora”-phobic.
Mom: “Angora”-phobic?
Tootsie: Yes! What?! That’s a word! Angoraphobic! Fear of crowds!
Mom: That’s a-g-o-r-a-p-h-o-b-i-c! What’s “angoraphobic?” Fear of sweaters?
Tootsie: Bitch.
Adventures of TootsieWoo 
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