The Doors are Locked…Don’t Even Try to Escape

30 Oct

Today I had the pleasure of being stuck in the car for 3 hours (at least) with my darling parents as we drove home from the wedding of a family friend. I do truly mean it was a “pleasure” because hearing what comes out of their mouths when totally unguarded and bored for 3+ hours is a real treat so I thought I would share some gems with you…

My dad on kindness:

“We’re not very nice…we hate everyone. We’re like our dogs.”

My dad discussing being introduced to my mom:

“Before I met your mom your uncle came to me and said, ‘I’ve got two girls for you. One’s nice, the other’s easy.’ And I said, ‘Can I meet the easy one first?”

Upon finding a long line for the bathroom:

Tootsie: Did you hear that little girl playing video games on the toilet?

Mom: That’s what the noise was?

Tootsie: Yeah!

Mom: She was taking forever!

Tootsie: I know! She was playing video games on the toilet with full volume. I mean, at least be discreet about it. We’ve all played Angry Birds on our phone while pooping but…at least be discreet…

After getting $20 worth of junk food for the ride:

Tootsie: Hey dad, I’ll get the sodas if you carry the Shame Donuts.



2 Responses to “The Doors are Locked…Don’t Even Try to Escape”

  1. whatimeant2say October 30, 2011 at 4:36 pm #

    So, was your mom the first or the second of the two girls? 😉

    • tootsiewoo October 30, 2011 at 6:59 pm #

      Haha I’m pretty sure she is the nice one but who knows if they are telling me the truth!

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