Letter to My Dog

Dear Roxy,

Why does it smell like you just ate straight up dookie? Oh yeah, because you did. So not only did you unashamedly eat a piece of excrement right in front of me, you went to give me the biggest, sloppiest, puppy kiss ever right after said poop eating. So thank you for sharing the love and the E. Coli. I hate you.

Love,

Tootsie Woo

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