Letter to my Dog

12 Oct

Dear Roxy,

Why do you always try to eat my popcorn? On the rare occasions I pop it for a snack you are always up in my business sticking your little snout into the bag like I made it especially for you. And let’s talk about how you can’t even chew it because the kernels freak you out! So not only are you slobbering over everything, you end up spitting up half of it and I spend the rest of the day picking half-digested kernels off my sweater. So thanks for ruining everything with your dumb puppy teeth and your adorableness that stops me from taking the proper corrective action that would be fitting for any other popcorn thief.

Love,

Tootsie Woo

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