If a genie were to grant me three wishes…

22 Sep
  1. To look good in a jumpsuit and not like a pubescent 7 year old.
  2. To be able to eat unlimited amounts of Oreos without shame or weight gain.
  3. To be able to have silent farts that smell like freshly baked cookies.

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