My Brother is a Boss…and he’s disgusting

This is a conversation that occurred between my brother and my uncle on Christmas Eve…

Brother: I can’t sleep in the basement because it’s too cold and the cold air is bad for my asthma.

Uncle: Pussy.

Brother: I have bad asthma! I had to go to the hospital last week because I was having trouble breathing!

Uncle: Pussy.

Brother: My dad and Tootsie had to drive all the way to school to bring me my inhaler in the middle of the night!!

Uncle: Pussy.

Brother: Hey, I am what I eat.

I wish I made this shit up.

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