“At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote.” -Emo Philips
Woo am I?
“At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote.” -Emo Philips
Adventures of TootsieWoo 
Rofl!
Now that’s a lemonade stand that I would run…
Kidding (I think).
I would back that lemonade stand. Kidding (not kidding at all)