Parental Dictionary

This is what my mom said after I explained to her what a “beard” is. For those who don’t know, here is the definition that is provided by Urban Dictionary…

Beard:

Any opposite sex escort taken to an event in an effort to give a homosexual person the appearance of being out on a date with a person of the opposite sex. A genuine response from my mother: “What do you call a straight man who pretends he’s gay? A vagina?” I obviously relish in the inappropriate.

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