Parental Dictionary

3 Nov

This is what my mom said after I explained to her what a “beard” is. For those who don’t know, here is the definition that is provided by Urban Dictionary…

Beard:

Any opposite sex escort taken to an event in an effort to give a homosexual person the appearance of being out on a date with a person of the opposite sex.

A genuine response from my mother:

“What do you call a straight man who pretends he’s gay? A vagina?”

I obviously relish in the inappropriate.

6 Responses to “Parental Dictionary”

  1. simply.bekah November 3, 2011 at 9:48 pm #

    HA! Thanks for the laugh! 🙂

  2. Adriann November 3, 2011 at 10:10 pm #

    this is amazing…… : )

  3. kluckmeister November 3, 2011 at 10:54 pm #

    I would have gone with “desperate”

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