Love Blasting

2 Nov

Today Hughie H. Angover taught me a trick of seduction he thought I might want to try with someone I care about, let’s call it Love-Blasting. Apparently, when he is cuddling up with his wife at night, ready for sexy-time, he farts into his hand and throws it in her face. He then showed me his finely crafted technique, ad nauseum, so I could pick up on the subtle details, a tight grasp, a flick of the wrist, a nose-less companion etc, etc.  And though it was flawless I don’t think I’ll be spreading the Love-Blasting gospel anytime soon.

Now try blocking that image out of your head. Advice: you won’t be able to.

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