Letter to My Dog

24 Oct

Dear Rascal,

I don’t want you to feel neglected with all my letters going directly to Roxy, so now it’s your turn… Thank you SO much for peeing on the floor today. Really. Not only could you not relieve your, no doubt, filled to the brim bladder 5 minutes prior when you were on your walk, surrounded by many bushes worthy of your Pure Bred Urine but you peed right in my path making my stepping in it inevitable. It is that characteristic thoughtfulness of yours that really makes cleaning up your shit the highlight of my day.


Tootsie Woo


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