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My Parents

21 Oct

Mom: (Full of hope and joy) We haven’t had a chance to talk! How was your day? Anything new and interesting?

Dad: (sounding as hopeful as Woody Allen and Sylvia Plath’s hypothetical love child) Nope. Same old shit. Different day.

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