His diet book:
You Should Be Fatter
His guide to catching a husband:
Act Like an Idiot and Learn to Cook
His getting over anger how-to:
Poop on His Desk
Woo am I?
His diet book:
You Should Be Fatter
His guide to catching a husband:
Act Like an Idiot and Learn to Cook
His getting over anger how-to:
Poop on His Desk
Adventures of TootsieWoo 
Your father is an idiot savant.
Unfinished
Word.
I think he should publish.